"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."
-- George Bernard Shaw

"Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat."-- Mark Twain

"The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead".--Unknown

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue".--Unknown

"And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more".-- Dr. Seuss

"Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas".-- Dale Evans Rogers

"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people".--Gilbert k. Chesterton

"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun".-- Katharine Hepburn

"Families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts."--Unknown

"If you have made mistakes...there is always another chance for you...you may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call "failure" is not the falling down, but the staying down".-- Mary Pickford

"When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. You look into the reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water, or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with our friends or our family, we blame the other person. But if we know how to take care of them, they will grow well, like lettuce. Blaming has no positive effect at all, nor does trying to persuade using reason and arguments. That is my experience. No blame, no reasoning, no argument, just understanding. If you understand, and you show that you understand, you can love, and the situation will change".--Thich Nhat Hanh

"Each day is a new canvas to paint upon. Make sure your picture is full of life and happiness, and at the end of the day you don't look at it and wish you had painted something different".--Unknown

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."-- Frieda Norris

"A true friend walks in when the rest of the world walks out."--Unknown

"If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in".--Unknown

"Always drink upstream from the herd".--Will Rogers

"Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it".--Unknown

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast".--Unknown

"Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough. Not only have I found that when I talk to the little flower or to the little peanut they will give up their secrets, but I have found that when I silently commune with people they give up their secrets also - if you love them enough".--George Washington Carver

"Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that".--Unknown

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car".--Unknown.

"What the caterpillar calls the end of life, the master calls the butterfly".--Richard Bach

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.--Tom Bodett

"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up".--Phyllis Diller

"Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a carpenter to build it".--Sam Rayburn

"If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?"-- Tuntematon

"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered.. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall".--Eleanor Roosevelt

"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film." -- Steven Wright

"If you think something small can´t make a difference, try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room."-- Unknown

"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing".-- Albert Einstein