If rich people could hire other people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living.-- Yiddish Proverb

It is better to conceal one's knowledge than to reveal one's ignorance.--Spanish Proverb

A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths.--Chinese proverb

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.- Anonymous

Silence & smile are two powerful tools.Smile is the way to solve many problems & Silence is the way to avoid many problems.

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need money the most, are the ones that never have it.- Finley Peter Dunne

The Ten Cat Commandments--Unknown

1. I am the Lord of thy house.
2. Thou shall have no other pets before me.
3. Thou shalt not ever ignore me.
4. I shall ignore thou when I feel like it.
5. Thou shalt be grateful that I even give thou the time of day.
6. Remember my food dish and keep it full.
7. Thou shalt spend most of thy money on toys and gifts for me.
8. Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for me to curl up in.
9. Thou shalt shower me with love and attention upon demand.
10. Above all, thou shalt do anything and everything it takes to keep me happy.