Tuesday, December 30, 2008

"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."
-- George Bernard Shaw

Sunday, December 28, 2008

"Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat."-- Mark Twain
"The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead".--Unknown

Saturday, December 27, 2008

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue".--Unknown

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

"And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more".-- Dr. Seuss
"Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas".-- Dale Evans Rogers
"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people".--Gilbert k. Chesterton

Monday, December 22, 2008

"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun".-- Katharine Hepburn

Sunday, December 21, 2008

"Families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts."--Unknown

Saturday, December 20, 2008

"If you have made mistakes...there is always another chance for you...you may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call "failure" is not the falling down, but the staying down".-- Mary Pickford

Friday, December 19, 2008

"When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. You look into the reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water, or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with our friends or our family, we blame the other person. But if we know how to take care of them, they will grow well, like lettuce. Blaming has no positive effect at all, nor does trying to persuade using reason and arguments. That is my experience. No blame, no reasoning, no argument, just understanding. If you understand, and you show that you understand, you can love, and the situation will change".--Thich Nhat Hanh

Thursday, December 18, 2008

"Each day is a new canvas to paint upon. Make sure your picture is full of life and happiness, and at the end of the day you don't look at it and wish you had painted something different".--Unknown

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."-- Frieda Norris

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

"A true friend walks in when the rest of the world walks out."--Unknown

Monday, December 15, 2008

"If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in".--Unknown

Saturday, December 13, 2008

"Always drink upstream from the herd".--Will Rogers
"Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it".--Unknown

Friday, December 12, 2008

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast".--Unknown

Thursday, December 11, 2008

"Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough. Not only have I found that when I talk to the little flower or to the little peanut they will give up their secrets, but I have found that when I silently commune with people they give up their secrets also - if you love them enough".--George Washington Carver

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

"Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that".--Unknown

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car".--Unknown.

Monday, December 8, 2008

"What the caterpillar calls the end of life, the master calls the butterfly".--Richard Bach

Saturday, December 6, 2008

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.--Tom Bodett
"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up".--Phyllis Diller

Thursday, December 4, 2008

"Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a carpenter to build it".--Sam Rayburn
"If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?"-- Tuntematon

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered.. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall".--Eleanor Roosevelt

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film." -- Steven Wright
"If you think something small can´t make a difference, try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room."-- Unknown

Monday, December 1, 2008

"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing".-- Albert Einstein

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